I’m in LOVE with Jersey Shore. I want Snooki to be my slutty, midget, barely literate concubine. I will feed her pickles and brush her extensions and keep her in Ed Hardy if she’ll tell me stories about all the ‘tanned juiced guys’ she’s done it with and jokes about ‘shoving tampons’ up my nose. She’s so orange. She’s basically a walking racial slur.

ALSO; If Ronnie wasn’t a guido he’d totally be the perfect guy. Bonus points if he’d actually kicked the Situation’s ass.

http://idontcareifyouwouldntiwould.blogspot.com/2010/01/snooki-jersey-shore.html?zx=ab0fffd4152f9d0a